This essay discusses the use of illness as a political tool in Han China, focusing in particular on cases of yibing 移病("illness as excuse") chengbing 稱病 ("proclaiming illness"), polite phrases used by ministers who asked for retirement from or deferment of official posts. The large number of such cases shows that political figures often used illness to control interpersonal relationships, or to publicize their dissatisfaction with the status quo. Not everyone condoned the use of illness as an excuse to avoid summons or to quit their jobs, and expressions of condolences or warning during visits to the "patient" could lead the "recuperating official" to recover his health overnight. Personal relationships and power interactions, not medical analysis, determined whether or not one was "ill". Physical health often reflected the highs (healthy) and lows (sick) in an official career. Not a few ministers were "in poor health" throughout their official careers. Other political figures used the mask of the "sick man" to portray themselves as non-competitive, unassuming types in order to hide their driving ambitions. In sum, an appreciation of the rhetoric of illness in Han politics helps us to understand both the place of illness in Han official culture and the patterns of social interaction at that time.